“In fact, the only bad thing about it is that Granny Sillyput always tries to look like me ...”
“Granny Sillyput? Don’t be such a Sillyput. I love you even if you don’t look like a princess. Boopy-doop!”
Sunday, August 17, 2008
There’s Only One Princess Lilyput, Granny
“Hi, my name is Lily. Granny and Grandad Sillyput came to visit at the weekend, which was very nice, because they really understand how a princess should be treated.”
“In fact, the only bad thing about it is that Granny Sillyput always tries to look like me ...”
“Granny Sillyput? Don’t be such a Sillyput. I love you even if you don’t look like a princess. Boopy-doop!”
“In fact, the only bad thing about it is that Granny Sillyput always tries to look like me ...”
“Granny Sillyput? Don’t be such a Sillyput. I love you even if you don’t look like a princess. Boopy-doop!”
Friday, August 15, 2008
A Girl's Gotta Do ...
“Hi, I’m Lily. Y’know, mums are great and all, but sometimes … Hey, mum? I’m trying to talk to my fans here …”
“That’s a bit better, thanks. Anyway, as I was saying, mums are great and all, but some days a girl just likes to do her own thing.”
“Like have a good chew on her toes, maybe.”
“Or have a wee snuggle with her sheep.”
“Or work that dungarees thing until they’re cool again.”
“Or – and you know this is the one I love best – just hang out and be cute for cuteness’ sake. Booby-doop!”
“That’s a bit better, thanks. Anyway, as I was saying, mums are great and all, but some days a girl just likes to do her own thing.”
“Like have a good chew on her toes, maybe.”
“Or have a wee snuggle with her sheep.”
“Or work that dungarees thing until they’re cool again.”
“Or – and you know this is the one I love best – just hang out and be cute for cuteness’ sake. Booby-doop!”
Monday, August 11, 2008
My New Fairy Princess Dress
“Hi, my name is Lily. Today we had a little dress rehearsal for my big debut as a fairy princess, which happens at the end of the month. Sillyput keeps calling it ‘the christening’, the silly old Sillyput, but everyone knows that it’s ‘the Fairy Princessing’. Hey, Sillyput? Hand me my wand, or I’ll turn you back into a toad. Again. Boopy-doop!”
Monday, August 4, 2008
Snoop Lily Boop
“Hi, I’m Lily. My Dad and I had a chat yesterday about what I’d like to be when I grow up, and I said, ‘Hey, Sillyput – What are you going to be when you grow up?’ Oh, how we laughed … or I did, anyway ...
“Seriously, though – Sillyput wants me to be a doctor, or a concert pianist, or maybe even a writer. A writer! I said, ‘Yo, Fool – dis girl be down wid I be the rap star on MTV. I be called Snoop Doopy Boop from now on.’ Boopy-doop!”
“Seriously, though – Sillyput wants me to be a doctor, or a concert pianist, or maybe even a writer. A writer! I said, ‘Yo, Fool – dis girl be down wid I be the rap star on MTV. I be called Snoop Doopy Boop from now on.’ Boopy-doop!”
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