
“Hi, my name is Lily. Golly-gosh, but I had a busy weekend in Sligo. First Granny wanted to show me the bee-yoo-tiful basket she got in Sorrento, but we should probably ‘skip’ the details about how she got it … Isn’t that right, Granny?”

“Then I had to have my usual chat with Grandad. What I like about Grandad is he never talks to me like I’m deaf or stupid, like Ol’ Sillyput does. We always have a nice chat, me and Grandad …”

“Then, just when I was in the middle of doing my yoga, all my cousins came to visit. Golly-gosh, but they’re all lovely … I hope I’m as lovely as Katie, Ana, Éba and Nola when I grow up to be five.”

“There, that’s better … Thanks for taking me out to the garden, Katie. A girl needs some room to get her yoga done properly. Okay, after me – one-stretch, two-stretch, three-stretch … Boopy-doop!”