“Sillyput? The Spoon Goes In My Mouth, Not Up My Nose.”

“Hi, my name is Lily. My lovely Mum was working last weekend, so my Dad, Ol’ Sillyput, took me home to Sligo. He’s really not the best in the world when it comes to feeding a little girl, it has to be said …”


“What I’m really worried about, though, is that my mum is going off on a little holiday this weekend, which means it’s just me, Ol’ Sillyput and that blummin’ spoon again. I mean, a wee girl could starve to death, or end up wearing most of her dinner, relying on that silly old boopster. Any suggestions? Boopy-doop!”

My Latest Weekend In Sligo

“Hi, my name is Lily. I went to Sligo at the weekend, and Granny and Granda were glad to see me. A bit too glad, sometimes … Granny even called for a group hug! Like, I love you both, Granny and Granda, but how are my fans supposed to see me if …”


“Ah, that’s better. See, how is anyone supposed to see my lovely pink tights if I’m in the middle of a group hug? Sheesh …”


“Anyhoos, I made a lovely new friend at the weekend. Louise is my cousin from Sweden, and Ol’ Sillyput says her Daddy is called Fozzie Bear. Louise and me had great fun, and Louise and her brother Christian gave me a lovely new ballerina teddy with a magic wand and real wings! Golly-gosh, I should go to Sligo more often. Or maybe I should go to Sweden. Swedish people are nice, and I already have my Sweden t-shirt. Boopy-doop!”

My Little Zoo

“Hi, my name is Lily. I really love the house where I live, because it’s like a little zoo and I like to play with all the elephants, giraffes, parrots and tigers I meet every day. They really do put a smile on a princess’s face!”


“The only thing I don’t like about the zoo is that sometimes they let the shaggy old brown bear out of his cage, and I’m a bit worried about him. It looks like bits of his fur are falling off, and I’m worried he might have mange. All he ever does is growl at me and try to bite my nose off. Can anyone help? Boopy-doop!”

My Lovely Walk

“Hi, my name is Lily. If you’re one of the people who come to my magic page every day hoping to see a new picture (Hi, Granny and Granda!), I have to apologise. You see, my Daddy, Ol’ Sillyput, went away for a very, very long time and I thought I’d never see him again. Unfortunately, he came back, the silly old boopster. But while he was away, it was just me and my lovely Mum, and we had such fun, like when we went for this walk. Golly-gosh, a princess does love being pushed around in her throne! Anyway, the only thing Ol’ Sillyput is good for is magicking my pictures onto my magic page, so hopefully there’ll be more pics of me coming soon now that he’s back. Stay tuned, lovely people. Boopy-doop!”

My Latest Busy Week

“Hi, my name is Lily. Golly-gosh but I’ve had a busy week. In fact, it’s so busy that I’ve been reading my books two at a time. My daddy, Ol’ Sillyput, says that it’s okay to read more than one book at a time, but even Einstein couldn’t do it at the same time. He really is such a boopster. WHY DO YOU THINK GOD GAVE ME TWO EYES, SILLYPUT?! Sheesh …”


“Anyhoos, Granny Kay and Granda Harry came to visit me this week. That was nice, because I’ve had a sore tooth and the only thing that makes it better is lots and lots of cuddles. I like cuddles with Granny Kay …”


“I like cuddles with Granda Harry too. He’s got big strong hands and he doesn’t try to throw me in the air like Sillyput does. That’s probably because Granda accidentally bonked my cousin Eythan’s head off the roof once. Still, it can’t be Mills & Boon everyday, right? Boopy-doop!”