“Hi, my name is Lily. Gosh, some hair days are worse than others. Who’s the worst – is it me, Ol’ Sillyput or Nelson Doggie?”
“Hurrah, Momma’s the worst! See, Momma? That’s what happens when you go off to Nice without taking Lilyput to look after you.”
“If you want a handy tip, Momma, I always find that on a bad hair day, it’s best to wear a pair of underpants on your head. I mean, everyone stares at the underpants, and no one notices your split ends. Boopy-doop!”
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If it's bad it's always Sillyput, Lily. Mum looks beautifully windswept, but you're right. She should have invited you.
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