“Hi, my name is Lily. Gosh, people made such a fuss of my dress last weekend, talking about ‘Halloween’ this and ‘dressing-up’ that … Don’t they realise I dress like a princess all of the time?”
“HELP! I’m being stolen away from my castle by an ogre or some kind of giant troll! What the jiggers is up with that, Lovely Mum? HEEEEEELLLLPPPP! Boopy-doop …”
2 comments:
Ahh, that's better. Yes, we know you always dress princessy, but we still needed to see the specific dress from the weekend.
And I must say that if you went trick-or-treating with that ogre, you must have got really many sweets.
Every princess has to put up with an ogre. Just one of the trials that royalty must endure.
And that's a fabulous gown, Highness. But if I were you, next year I'd hold out for a tiara with REAL diamonds.
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