“Hi, my name is Lily. Gosh, it’s lovely to go to Sligo for the weekend, but I wish we could be quicker getting there. Mush, donkey, mush!”
“Ha! I’m only booping. The donkey and cart is in Sligo! That’s my Uncle Kieran, by the way. He says I’m ‘Ben Her’. That sounds like a Sillyput joke to me, to be honest.”
“Anyhoos, it was another busy-busy weekend in Sligo. I had to have my usual chat with Granny, which usually goes, ‘No, you look more like Jackie O. No, you.’ And on it goes …”
“Then it was off to my cousins’ house to bounce on their new trampoline. Golly-gosh, that trampoline is great fun. That’s my Auntie Kathy and my Cousin Aodhan. He’s great fun. Wheeeee!!!”
“And I had to have my usual chat with my Grandad. It generally goes, ‘Hi, Granda Harry, how are you today?’ ‘Grrrrrrrrr, I’m going to eat Lily.’ Golly-gosh, I hope he never does – it’d be very dark in Granda’s tummy. And there’d be no room for my donkey and cart. Boopy-doop!
