Mirror, Mirror …

“Hi, my name is Lily. Do you like my new peach dress ensemble? Mmmmm, peachy …”


“Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the peachiest of them all? Yep, it’s the Princess Lilyput. Boopy-doop!”

My New House

“Hi, I’m Lily. Boo-sucks to the recession – Granny B and Granda P bought me a new house, just so I could get away from the Sillyputs once in a while. Isn’t it lovely? It’d be perfect if I didn’t have those Sillyputs for neighbours …”


“Yes, there’s nothing better than a banquet in your own castle, that’s what I always say. Erm, Sillyput? Can’t a princess afford a blummin’ carpet for her banquet hall?”


“That’s better. Thanks, Da-Da, now I can have all my friends around to visit for a Pink Ladies Party. And thanks, Granny B and Granda P! I LOVE MY NEW HOUSE!!! Boopy-doop.”

They’ll Have Me Up A Chimney Next

“Hi, my name is Lily. Golly-gosh, but the Sillyputs are a tough audience. All I was doing was a little pots-‘n’-pans drumming, and the next thing you know they’re saying, ‘Hey, clean those pans!’ I mean, I’m a princess!”


“Erm, Lovely Mum? Can I go play? No? Well bssssssppppp to you!”


“Gosh, now I have to polish the pots and pans too. They’ll have me singing for my supper next.”


“No, it’s ‘Lily, get the brush and pan and clean up that mess you made.’ Like, where’s the fun in not making a mess?”


“Right, that’s it – I’m on sit-down strike. Or hunker-down strike. Whatever. And if you don’t take me for a walk in the woods, I’ll thwceam and thwceam and … What’s that, Sillyput? A walk in the woods, you say? Lovely.”


“Hurray for walks in the woods! Hurray for no pots and pans or sweeping brushes! Hurray for my lovely poncho! Hurray, hurray, hurray!!! Boopy-doop.”