Now That’s What I Call A Proper Restaurant

“Hi, my name is Lily. We went to a lovely restaurant for din-dins last week in Bristol, where I got a balloon …”


“ … chocolate dessert (yum-yum!) …”


“ … and a colouring book!”


“Hurrah for Bristol restaurants! Boopy-doop.”

My Daddy Belongs In A Zoo

“Hi, my name is Lily. I went to Bristol last weekend with Lovely Mum and Auntie Fiona. We had a great time, especially at the zoo, probably because we left Ol’ Sillyput at home. The funny thing is, I was kind of missing him by the time we got home again. Oi, Lovely Mum – where’s my Da-Da?”


“THERE HE IS!!! Hi, Sillyput!”


“Gosh, five minutes later and he’s reminding me why we left him behind in the first place. No, Sillyput, YOU belong in the zoo with the lemurs. No, you. NO, YOU! Boopy-doop.”

A Swinging Time

“Hi, my name is Lily. Ol’ Sillyput took me to the playground to play on the swings last weekend, but he just wasn’t getting it. Erm, Sillyput? Higher!”


“Hurrah! That’s better, Da-Da! Wheeeeeeee! Gosh, if you’re going to play on the swings, you have to go as high as you possibly can. Boopy-doop!”

Princess Lilyput’s Halloween Dress

“Hi, my name is Lily. Gosh, people made such a fuss of my dress last weekend, talking about ‘Halloween’ this and ‘dressing-up’ that … Don’t they realise I dress like a princess all of the time?”


“HELP! I’m being stolen away from my castle by an ogre or some kind of giant troll! What the jiggers is up with that, Lovely Mum? HEEEEEELLLLPPPP! Boopy-doop …”